Hi!
I'm Dave, Real Estate Consultant
Making better real estate decisions
I buy stinky houses.
I run an odor removal business. We get rid of smoke odors and other unwanted smells. Our most common client saves a lot of money buying a cigarette odor house, then we’re brought in to get rid of the odors.
My friend buys houses to renovate. He expressed a common concern; does our odor removal really work?
Yes.
I told him I’d buy that smelly house if he’d prefer. He laughed.
So, get your best offer, then give me a call. I can pay more to the seller since we don’t feel like we’re taking a big chance on the odors. It’s a win for the seller; it’s a win for us.
I’m Dave, I buy stinky houses.
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How I Can Help
Do you need to sell a property with odor issues?
I can help.
I can purchase the property as-is, closing quickly if needed.
I'm happy to take a look at a large portfolio of properties or multi-family building or perform a single-property analysis.
I can treat the odors for you.
If you'd prefer to sell the house on the open market, send me a message with the address and when the house will be empty and what your timeline is. I'll get back to you quickly to confirm availability.
Consulting
Services
Real Estate Due Diligence
Are you doing your due diligence on a smoky property or other smelly house and need a consultant? We are happy to help and are hired regularly.
Portfolio
Services
If you're looking to sell a portfolio of real estate, please provide pertinent information so we can work up our best offer for your investment properties.
Real Estate Market Studies
There are a number of articles about how much value a home loses when it has nicotine damage or smells like smoke from a fire or has cooking odors from curry or other oil-based odors. In our experience, cigarette smoke properties sell for 12% under value and curry homes sell for 8+% under value.
Lease
Advisory
Short-term rentals and other leased or rental properties have frequent odor issues, even if the tenant only smokes outside. Odors linger on clothing and hair, and smoke gets pulled into the house from the patio or courtyard by the HVAC system. We can advise on best course of treatment for these circumstances.
Real Estate Valuation Services
We can provide a cash offer that will be higher than most "we buy homes for cash" places. We are not a high-volume flipping outfit that simply churns deals. I buy houses when we can make it a win-win situation. We consult on pricing with other investors, and we are happy to invest in deals that make sense for everyone.
I'd like to buy your house. Or just treat the odors, either way I want to help during the stressful time that always accompanies a home sale.
About
I Do Odors and Get Measurable Results
I can eliminate the headache of cleaning out a cigarette smoke house
Cleaning out a house to sell is hard work. I can take that off your place by buying that stinky house. No judgement and no worries.
We used a property investor to sell a family home because we needed to sell very fast before the reverse mortgage needed to be refinanced, so we received a cash offer that was a win-win, and we walked away from the house, leaving any behind we didn’t want to deal with.
I want to do the same for you if/when you need to handle an estate. Let us make this the same win-win we experienced, anywhere in the nation.
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What My Clients Say
Best real estate consultant ever
These reviews are made up, but they sound so nice.
The fact is that very few people are willing to write a review for our niche service, but if they did it may sound like, “Hey, what’s that smell?!??! Oh, right, nothing since we don’t have to deal with the house any longer thanks to Dave at I Buy Stinky Houses!”
Oliver Queen
Working with Dave was our smartest decision
Not only handsome, but a really nice guy that made a difficult process much, much easier.
John Diggle
Working with a real estate consultant turned out to be very profitable for us
We figured the house would be a tear-down after 35 years of chain-smoking inside by my mother-in-law, but Dave made us an offer that was great for us, and we’re delighted to not have to take care of the smokey furniture. Thanks Dave!
